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Porto found to be following in the footsteps of Milan, and it's the end-of-season standings in England.

(More: Yugoslavia, World Party, why Paul Weller is like Margaret Thatcher, Flowered Up, Wilson Phillips, and Tainted Love. With songs by OMD and Crystal Waters.)

• The arts, the return of James Fox and a deviation into songs by football clubs.
• TV and radio, Washes Whiter sells a lifestyle, that Election Night review, some anarchism, a chat with South Pacific's heirs, Feedback on The Sunday Programme's libel against goths, and quieter adverts
• News of the week, The battle of the Scottish referendum is a red herring.
• Weather this week sunny and warm, cooling next week.

(Reviewing our relationship with G****e in light of evidence from an unexpected source, further thoughts on comments received a couple of weeks ago, and concluding that it all comes back to a fair distribution of resources.) There's also a change to the site's README file.

The (almost) complete rundown of movements in Divisions V - VIII, a look at the play-offs in the Netherlands and the fixture chaos in Scotland. Plus news of the Fair Play Places in next season's UEFA Cup.

A quick review of life, including Election Night, garden centres, Wordpress 2.0, and something that will entertain our correspondents in Leeds.

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(On referenda in Scotland, the difference between The Liberal Party and the Liberal Democrats, and the government ignoring good advice to pander to the tabloids.)

Promotion and relegation is decided in England's lower leagues, and we have tables for Division II.

(More: 1991's local election results, Icke on Wogan, the Sunday Times being inconsistent, ELO Part II, cup final songs, Radio 1's breakfast show and the Eurovision Song Contest. With songs from Elvis Costello and Frances Nero.)

• The arts, decent customer service and Mad Nod.
• TV and radio, Washes Whiter on the luxuries, a very long-term bet, Moon Water, and looking away now…
• News of the week, You do realise that London's entire mayoral campaign was conducted in less time than it took Zimbabwe to count their votes…
• Weather this week showers, getting warmer next week.

(The results from London are in. We're dissecting the results of every ballot, and analysing them to within an inch of their lives. Plus some thoughts for those who would complain about the result.)

(Labour's panic, judging the performance of the parties, and the results in full. Apart from the GLA and London Mayor, which look like they won't come out till to-morrow.)

The European League and UEFA Cup finallists are known, finally, and Europe has a new number one.

To mark the council elections, five questions about voting.

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